The League is Born

GP - The Protectors of Universal Democracy (PUD) unveiled the details on their latest crime-fighting unit in their most recent press briefing. Dubbed the "League of Tremendous Bozos" (LOTB), the four-organism team was described as the most highly-trained group of agents that the galaxy has ever seen in its entire 300 billion year history.

Bliznit Pontifrab, spokesthing for PUD, gave no specific details on the organization of the LOTB and refused to answer any pointed questions, saying instead that "the League is out there to protect all citizens of this galaxy from the evil machinations of every terrorist thug, be they vertebrate or not".

Galactic Press wanted to know exactly what the PUD defined as "terrorist" thugs but were only told that "they only hate organisms with more freedom than they...currently...have".

The League of Tremendous Bozos, a fearsome foursome with the backing of PUD to boot, were painted as the only means of securing peace in the vast reaches of space. If this is indeed the case, then PUD's plea for "Bozo Support" certainly deserves everything's attention.

Xanthanadannabannannaofanna 'Chckkchk' Jimpimbimlimwim is the the lead reporter for the Galactic Press in Quadrant C-92-b05, during all third reproductive cycles.